i am a little bug and you are a garden




Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.

In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.

And now the weather.

I bet 5 minutes later they slid up in some DM’s asking for nudes

you know these assholes had NO PROBLEM with anything in her show until that word popped up

it’s not nudity they have a problem with

it’s a woman who is empowered and in control of how when and why she dresses and dances how she wants

when their precious male gaze is questioned or dismissed, suddenly she’s a terrible feminist, and they try and shame her for the very thing that was turning them on seconds before


the worst thing about being shy and introverted as that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared


the smarter u are the more men arent funny 



#is he FOLDING IT #is he fucking FOLDING THAT TOWEL #hes FOLDING IT #thats a PRIORITY in his eyes #folding a towel hes gonna THROW #i got a ton a words for this

FORGET THAT he’s holding his mic between his legs and singing WHILE folding the towel!


Im just going to leave this here…


to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

Bitch, don’t try me. I am Rihanna.

SarahToddHammer: Harry’s pretty impressed! They all were! They couldn’t believe I wrote that haha

SarahToddHammer: Harry’s pretty impressed! They all were! They couldn’t believe I wrote that haha